THE RED-NOSED REALITY SHATTERER
One bowl and your third eye glows brighter than the North Pole on Christmas Eve.
INCLUDES A FREE CHRISTMAS GIFT!
The ultimate Christmas gift for the psychonaut who wants to lead the sleigh straight through the veil of reality.
EXTREME POTENCY • 18+ ONLY • NOT FOR BEGINNERS
This isn’t eggnog — this is a glowing red rocket to hyperspace.Sitter mandatory. May cause permanent belief in flying reindeer.
Rudolph Christmas Gift Package • $64.00 • Shine bright, you crazy diamond